Urgent Requirement for Girl Friend

Guys, thought to share an e-mail which I have received from my Indian friend few years ago. It’s really funny and it’s not intended to hurt anyone. It’s purely for fun. Read, enjoy and share with your mates.
Designation :  Junior girlfriend ( trainee )
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective

Perks and incentives.

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

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2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 5000/-(no precious metals, stones)

10 bike rides each duration 1 hour

5  trips to the girls favorite places around the city..

5 Trips of my own preferences. .

10 Kulfis / Choc-bars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of  Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

2  movies per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend(On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to
the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): un-professional taxes will be
informed on joining

the probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion to full time Girlfriend)

Pls note
1. only females
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above
Mentioned conditions.

There is more

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program
By referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if
Candidate is not selected.

Please feel free to leave your comments or feedback