Technical Interview Questions specially JAVA related. Funny!

Funny technical interview questions and answers, specially Java programming ones J
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different nothing more
Q. What do you know about the garbage collector ?
A. A person who clean the dust bin.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. How do you communicate in between Applets & Servlets ?
A. If they are reachable by walk ,I will go in person, else I will use phone.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels ,they can replace servers

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes.Make a rope from threads is an example for process

Q. What is the order of method invocation in an Applet ?
A. Either ascending or desending.

Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?

Q. Have you ever used HashTable and Dictionary ?
A. There is a Dictionary named Hash in my table.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JNI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. What is the base class for all swing components ?
A. A glass that can be beneath all and which is very rigid.

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. What is Difference between AWT and Swing?
A. AWT is an acronym .Swing is a word.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. Why do you Canvas?
A. To get victory in election.

Q. How you can know about drivers and database information?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.

Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after ther other from left to right.
Q. What is bean? Where it can be used?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other?
A. Non-living things cannot communicate.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.

Q. What are virtual functions?
A. Functions about which we are dreaming.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

Q. What is the exact difference in between Unicast and Multicast object?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste ,then it is Unicast, Else it is multicast.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. What is meant by flickering?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Q. What is meant by distributed Application?
A. Distributing application forms

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.

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